Hoppmester Fønvind Snublebluss

SciPunk. Meaning I use science in ways that may, or may not, be intended. Slaughtering idols on the altar of significant p-values. Beholden to none but me (and my peer reviewers). Scandinavian by birth, American by time spent, citizen of the Federal Republic of Bavaria and the Lesser Fifteen. #kravmaga Practitioner.

Yes, I am that Mask Study guy.

I am not an asshole. I am a hemorrhoid. I aggravate assholes. ID/FM. Not your doctor.